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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 7

 

Mad World by AmieLee

I felt that it was time to let you all know about how I see the world today, so I decided to express my thoughts with this awesome song.

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going no where
Going no where
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression
No expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow
No tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world
Mad world
Mad world
Mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
And to feel the way that every child should
Sits and listen
Sits and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world
Mad world
Mad World
Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world
Mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world


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Marblehead by Bobby Marbles Mobley

I am crazy as a bedbug looney as a tune
Living on the funny farm howling at the moon
Bats in my bellfry, bats are my friends
They nest in my head, fly out and fly in
My pretty marbles all brightly glow
Like watching a funny picture show
Bong bong bing bing bang bang boo
I'm as kooki as a ding dang do
I'm a putty pud wecker, a heck of a pecker
I got things that you can't scratch
When you live inside the booby hatch
I am flaky as a flaky snowflake
Nutty as a fruity nut cake
I drive a buggy on the funny farm
Two bricks short of a load
My straight jacket fits so darn tight
Can't keep my buggy in the middle of the road
I live inside the Booties Scooties booby hatch
Beside the juicy seedy poppy patch
But I really would like to go
Where the sweet, bright happy daisies grow
And I don't care if I go crazy
So long as I can pick my daisy
Ha Ha Ho Ho He He


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This One Heart by Heather Z. Hanna

Love is a funny thing.
It serves us for a time
or keeps us in awe.
It comes or goes
Nobody knows,
Or stays for days and days
without end.

Yet, here is Love
that I didn't know
Could come to me
When I couldn't go.
So what can I do?
I have to stay
and you have to go.
Yet you don't even know,
That I, Yes I,
have a Heart in Love
That beats so strong
And you never, even tried to go along.

Yes, Love is a funny, funny thing.
A thing with no reason, nor rhyme.
Yet it goes along
Whispering to some
And singing to most,
Touching this one Heart
and not the other.


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I find it kinda funny by Tizzy Barion

I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had



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