Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . .

The ONLY site on the internet where everything is guaranteed to be completely WEIRD!!

<< Being weird on the Internet since 1848 >>

Utterly Weird

Weirdness

Jokes
Riddles

Poems

Stories

Pictures

Animals

Real or Fake?

Fashion

Videos

Philosophy

Cartoons

Anime

Rocky Horror

Urban Myths

Facts

Ugly People

Famous People

Auctions

Gadgets & Stuff

Names

Illusions

Webcams

Art

Quotes

Bits and Bobs

Strange Laws

Foods

Inventions

Weird Games

Humor Scripts

Photography

Limericks

Phobias

Proverbs & Sayings

Pull a Funny Face

Words

Graffiti

Face Paint Body Art

Top Song Lyrics

Movie Song Lyrics

Lyrics

Song Lyrics

Tattoos

Vintage Postcards

Wine Labels

World Population

FREE

DIET

PLANS

Google Ideas

 

Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 3

 

Fragmented Reflections by Susan Ash

Funny..
He loves another.
Was happy to have her
In his life as a friend.
A soulmate.
He so misses her now.

Funny …
I have come
To care for him.
Love having him
In my life as a friend.
In some ways a kindred spirit.
Wonder if one day
I too will be missing him?

Not the same.
But enough similarities
To be one more of Life’s
Fragmented reflections.
A chance for us both
To learn and grow?
Or another of Fate’s
Cruel practical jokes?

Only Time will tell ….



= = = = = = = = = =



Ode to Gary by Gloria J. Alexander

Well old man, the day is here
you have reached that 60th year,
no more jokes of my old age
now you too are on the page.

You poked and joked of my old years
in you 50's with no cares,
you laughed she is the oldest one
I keep here her just for fun.

Time moves slow I had to wait
45 days to meet your fate,
the 25th day of the 12th month is here
so full of joy I can hardly bare.

So now, we two are both the same
60 years we've played the game,
and in one year your joy will come
that awful day I turn 61.



= = = = = = = = = =



Yoyo Mojo by Gareth Lancaster

My yoyo just attacked me, I really was shocked.
It sprang at my head and my glasses it knocked.
For there it encircled to find my weak spot,
Entwining my arm in a dastardly plot!

I wriggled it free but my yoyo forged on,
Next thwacking my belly in belief it had won.
I recovered my step just in time to jump wide,
To stop it from wrapping around side to side.

From here, I'm afraid, things turned for the worse,
As my yoyo backed up and swooped down in reverse.
It looped in the air and dived straight for my knees,
And zipping around it tripped me with ease!

Flat on my face and in need of a rest,
I glared at my twizzling, pendulous pest.
I'll conquer you yet, I resolved to myself,
But for now I'll just hide you away on my shelf!


= = = = = = = = = =



Peter Passed a Note Today by Kenn Nesbitt

Peter passed a note today.
He gave the note to Anna.
She opened it and read it,
then she passed it on to Hannah.

The note made Hannah giggle
so she handed it to Cody,
who read it with a smile before
he slid the note to Brody.

Then Brody read the contents
and he gave it to Luann,
who opened it and chuckled
and directed it to Dan.

He read it with a snicker,
then he tossed the note to Jon
who couldn't help but chortle
as he passed it on to Sean.

The teacher heard us laughing
and she saw what Sean was holding.
She walked across the room
and took the note he was unfolding.

We thought we'd get in trouble,
but she gave it back to Sean
and smiled because it read,
'The teacher's awesome. Pass it on.'



PPPP

 

 

<< Now check out our 500 other funny short poems >>

 

More Short Poems

 

More Poems

 

Funny poems from No' Rabbie Burns

 

 

<< Note our poems and pictures have been submitted by a number of contributors - if you find anything that you think should not appear here please contact the webmaster >>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Must Buy eBook

medusa myths beautiful girls gorgon

Amazon: 

USA: $0.99 UK: £0.70
Amazon USA

Amazon UK

Must Buy eBook

cat ebook funny

Amazon: 

USA:  $0.99 UK: £0.80
Amazon USA 

Amazon UK

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

scottish humour books

Funny Books

lazy sods guide to sex

Funny Books

funny chat room wind ups windups book
 

 

Note: Many of photos and other items on this site have been submitted by friends of the site. We try not to infringe copyright but if you do have copyright to any picture (or anything else) and wish it removed please contact the webmaster. webmaster(@)weird-websites.info