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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 18

 

SPACE HOPPER by Duncan Wyllie

When I was a young boy I had a trike, a space hopper and a po-go stick
Now ask me what I did yesterday..Ummm
Funny how the mind works


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NOT FUNNY by Dónall Dempsey

The storm seemed
to run out of breath

rested on a roof a bit

and catching me
observing it

gathered itself up
found its second wind

and flew at me
in a fury.

It snatched my hat
and ran off with it

thinking it
was funny.



I didn’t think it was
funny.


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Poetry 101 by Gareth Lancaster

I never knew poems involved so much soap,
But it's all about silly bubbles (no, that's no joke!)
At least that's what I thought when I started this time,
But the more I have searched, it seems cymbals make rhyme!

That's not all I have learnt as I've been on this task,
So what does make a poem I hear you all ask?
Well it also seems poems require smelly bulls,
(I'm not sure how they write with hooves covered in wool!)

And so with these thoughts I will leave you today,
As I need a bath and some music to play.
To help with my poems; to make my rhymes full,
And to help me discover syllables.


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Chocolate by Charles M. Moore

Chocolate is funny
chocolate is fun
you can spread it on your body
you can lick it with your tongue
you can chew it, you can drink it
you can have it in the bath
chocolate is funny
it always makes me laugh

Chocolate is funny
chocolate is good
you can have it for your breakfast
as a substitute for food
it can be orgasmic
it can bring you paradise
you can lie in bed and dream of it
chocolate is nice.



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