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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 8

 

Wayward Werewolf by Gareth Lancaster

As the moon came up,
The wolf sat down.
Tonight he can't just roam around.
It's just not fair,
It can't be right!
For mum to keep him in tonight.
He should be out,
He should be prowling.
But instead he sits here scowling.
For he's been bad,
He's made a mess.
He's ripped and torn his sunday best!


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There's a Witch Outside My Window by Kenn Nesbitt

There's a witch outside my window
and she will not go away.
There's a gremlin on my doorstep
and I think he's there to stay.

There's a troll demanding candy
and a mummy wanting sweets.
There's a ghost, a ghoul, a goblin
and they're clamoring for treats.

And as if that weren't enough
to be considered rather shocking.
A vampire rang my doorbell
and the bogeyman is knocking.

My abode is now surrounded
by the recently deceased,
They're in search of gum and chocolate
on which they plan to feast.

It's the strangest situtation
that I think I've ever seen.
How I wish they'd go away
and just come back on Halloween.


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Laughter by Linda Winchell

If you need to heal what ales ya
go and laugh a hour or so.
Then all your aches and troubles will flee
you'll be much better off you know.

Take some time to make a funny face
that's all ya need to do.
Then someone might be watching
and they'll make one back at you!

Find a funny movie
go and share it with a friend
Then all your problems won't seem so large
and maybe they will even end!

See the brighter side of things
it's better then the dark.
Let one fly in a grocery store
go ahead let it rip, and give the world a fart!

Laugh you fool laugh and run
for the store managers after you.
See I made you laugh didn't I
that was all I was trying to do!


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My Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day by Kenn Nesbitt

My birthday's on St. Patrick's day.
I wore no green at all,
and got a pinch from every kid
who passed me in the hall.
You get 'a pinch to grow an inch'
whenever birthdays fall.
I guess they must have worked
because I'm thirty-nine feet tall.




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