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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 14

 

My Table Manners by Desire N. Sayles

I bang my fists on the table
when I want my food.
I often hear my mom say
that it's very rude.
I slurp I gag I burp I crunch,
my lips make smacking sounds at lunch.
I wipe my hands on the couch,
my mom is such a neat, clean grouch!
I always seem to spill my drink
I even spit sometimes (I think)
My table manner's aren't that great,
They're actually pretty bad.
I hate when mom invites people over!
My manners are quite sad.


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The Sun by Gareth Lancaster

Don't you think the sun is bright?
I wonder where it goes at night?
Does it sleep or does it hide?
Or is the moon its other side?

Does it hide behind the hills?
Late at night as outside chills?
Do you think it needs to rest?
From all that warming it does best?

Could it even have a home?
Maybe in London or even in Rome?
Or does it just float around?
Moving slowly from town to town?

Yes, I think it must do that!
After all the earth's not flat.
So the sun goes round and round
Spreading sunshine on the ground!


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My Excellent Education by Kenn Nesbitt

How to juggle.
How to hop.
How to make
my knuckles pop.

How to whinny.
How to cluck.
How to talk
like Donald Duck.

How to wiggle
both my ears.
How to fake
convincing tears.

How to yo-yo.
Capture flies.
Roll my tongue
and cross my eyes.

How to make a
piggy snout.
How to make
my eyes bug out.

That's a list
of all the cool
stuff I learned
to do in school.


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The rose that grew from Concrete by Olufunmbi Aransiola

Did you hear about the rose that
grew from a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it
lt learned to walk with out having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams,
It learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from the concrete
When no one else ever cared.



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