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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 14

 

Spelling by Jerry Abrahamson

It always seems so funny
When you have to check
Your spelling of a word
The spelling of your work

It seems so simple
To most of the people around
But, it's not funny when
You're the one that's spelling it wrong


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A Common Mistake by Tearon Uzuki

And now I see
They call it hypocrisy
When it's really just irony
Turned against them

We'd all be happier
If we could all see
Exactly how funny
Our tragedies are


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Watching the Nurses Station by Jerry Abrahamson

Sometimes, it seems so funny
Looking at the nurses station
From my fathers hospital room
When he's in the hospital

Once in a while one will hay hi
And they probable feel funny
But, what can you do about it
When his room is right aacross
From the nurses station

The chair is set just right
Do that you can see them
And you're not looking at them
You're just looking that way


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Too Busy by Bruce Lansky

Iíve folded all my laundry
and put it in the drawer.
Iíve changed my linen, made my bed,
and swept my bedroom floor.
Iíve emptied out the garbage
and fixed tomorrowís lunch.
Iíve baked some cookies for dessert
and given dad a munch.

Iíve searched the house for pencils
and sharpened every one.
There are so many things to do
when homework must be done.




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