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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 11

 

Why Do You Care? by Jenn Davis

Why do you care about a messed up girl like me?
Why do you care about my meaning less life?
Why do you care about all my problems?

You told me that there is nothing wrong with me
You told me that I was perfectly normal
You told me that God was just testing me
You told me that you would be there to listen to me

Itís funny how I just poured my heart out to you
Itís funny how you were the only one willing to listen
Itís funny how you knew exactly out to say
Itís funny how your whole world stopped just to help me

To tell you the truth you really helped me out
To tell you the truth you really changed my night
To tell you the truth you saved me from doing something stupid
To tell you the truth you made my views on life different

That night you showed me that Iím not so messed up
That night you showed me that I am just like every one else
That night you showed me that itís ok to fell different
That night you showed me that God is always there for me
That night you showed me a lot of good things about my self

So I ask one last time why do you care so much about me when my own family does not care as much as you do?


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When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid by Kenn Nesbitt

When Frankenstein was just a kid,
he ate his greens. It's true. He did!
He ate his spinach, salads, peas,
asparagus, and foods like these,
and with each leaf and lima bean
his skin became a bit more green.

On chives and chard he loved to chew,
and Brussels sprouts and peppers too,
until he ate that fateful bean
that turned his skin completely green.
He turned all green, and stayed that way,
and now he frightens folks away.

Poor Frankenstein, his tale is sad,
but things need not have been so bad.
It's fair to say, if only he
had eaten much less celery,
avoided cabbage, ate no kale,
why, then, we'd have a different tale.

So, mom and dad, I'm here to say
please take these vegetables away
or my fate could be just as grim.
Yes, I could end up green like him.
So, mom and dad, before we dine,
please give a thought to Frankenstein.


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Cells Divided by Duncan Wyllie

Ummm
funny
well it might work

Hello
Hello
Smile
Smile
Are you o.k
How has your weekend been
Oh not so bad, in fact I really enjoyed...
Oh thats great
I bet she loves you for it though..
Ha!
Ha, ! Ha, !
Oh.. thats really funny
Hey I just met george in town this morning
What a guy he is,
So funny



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Busy Bees by Jodilee Duke

You are so funny
that you are sticking to me like honey.
I am in love with you
wanting to tell you,
that my insides-
are feeling
sticky sweet.
Like busy bees
live in me,
buzzing a tone
of glazed ones-
to beÖ



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