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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 1

 

Love n/or hate by Tamika Scott

I hate you because u dumped me
I hate you because u broke my heart
I hate you because the one time i let myself love u tore me apart
I hate you because u was nothing but anotha guy n i didn't need that

But wait thats just the bad

I love you because u set the standards low 4 my man
I love you because u showed me what a true man wasn't
I love you because now the man im with makes you look like dust
N the funny thing about that is he didn have to do much
So thanks for showing me what a man is not suppose to be like



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Lessons For Lessies by Herbert Nehrlich

It would be really very funny
said our poet to his honey
if suddenly the numbers changed
as if the world were now deranged.
That sow size forty would just flip
and run around, then take a trip
to places that are primitive
where they would try to reason if
some grounds for leniency exist
but after tests they do insist
that lessies with their shoulder pads
who play their games, then look at stats
can never be accepted ever
it is because they're not too clever.


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Unknown by Graham Wolfe

So Alone, Headache Trembling
I hear the sounds
Stacie does not know who David Bowie is
I Find funny


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What's The Point Of Tonsils? by Gareth Lancaster

What's the point of tonsils?
Are they there just to annoy?
For my throat is fiery red and sore,
This really is no joy.

I'm sure they have it in for me,
And laugh whilst they rebel!
No doubt they must have planned for weeks,
To give me pain and swell!

My voice is thin and raspy,
So it even hurts to speak!
These dastardly expanding glands,
Are making me feel weak!

I've asked before just what they do,
But nobody could tell.
So I suppose my Tonsils' only use,
Are weeks off school, unwell!



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