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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 13

 

What? by Gareth Lancaster

Pigs might fly,' is often heard,
For things that truly are absurd.
But what of soaring Pachyderms?
Irrelephant's the proper term!


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Spring Garden by Gareth Lancaster

Jack Frost has upped and gone away,
To his icy summer home.
He stays there whilst the sun is warm,
I'ts not safe for him to roam.

Now he's left the earth warms up,
And flowers start to grow.
Peeking through the heating soil,
Growing quickly for a show.

Crocuses and Daffodills,
Green shoots poke through the ground.
And with each day as spring returns,
They burst up all around.

When sprng arrives the garden glows,
With yellows, blues and reds.
Stretching in the sunny warmth,
Whilst Jack is safe in bed!



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My Santa by Carolyn Sears

I kinda gazed upon my santa
Picture today

Early in the morning

He truly looked divine

I feel I would be right in my
Comfort zone

With my santa

But like most people like me

Have to take time to think on
It

My Santa has a great smile

The hair white long

Beard the same

Rosy cheeks

Witty, fun and funny

I called him this morning the only

Thing I got was santa answering
Machine

It said
“Well the fish has quit biting to
Cold to go”

I’m in the woods cutting fire
Wood

So, you know what to do

LOL...My santa my comfort

Zone

Oh, how I love my santa


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Boys by Jade McDaniels

boys are cute
boys are funny
boys are bad
boys can do bad
things but then
want them to love u
boys make u drool
boys make u blush
then next thing u know
u have a crush.




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