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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 15

 

Ode to a Centipede by Eve Clements

Centipede you're funny
Centipede you're silly
Between fifty identical pairs of legs
How do you find your willy?


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Infant Eyes by C H Sund

We see a building
…They see shapes, colors
We see a doorway
…They see through glass
We see a room, organized
…They see adventure
We see people
…They see funny faces
We see friends
…They see strangers
We see our children
…They see through us


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Morning Poem by Danielle D. Curtis

Woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a tiny bird,
perched on my window sill,
it sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles,
began to slip away,
it sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very song,
brought out the morning sun,
I pulled back the covers,
and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window,
and crushed his freaking head,
I'm not a morning person



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Ridiculous by Maddi Eden

Isn't it funny
How when you're in love
Ridiculous things
Have extraordinary meaning?

For example, let me cite
The Boxing Day tsunami
On that disastrous day
I thought as much about the poor victims, as about
Whether he would call me later, or not.

When there were bombings in London
I commiserated the dead to myself
And then lamented
That he had forgotten my birthday.

How ridiculous.
How frighteningly ridiculous.



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