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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

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For My Niece by Kimberly Kastner

A.J.
Funny, sweet
Smiling, laughing, joking
Always makes me happy
Friend



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It's never, It's not gonna happen by Ice johnson

It's not gonna happen
It's never gonna happen
Not for someone like me

So many nights
I prayed it's who I'd be with
Now you know thats just a funny joke
It brings to tears
So surreal

I keep falling more and more in love with you
I keep falling over and over
do i have to see anymore
Sometimes I imagine me in your arms
no one could hurt the both of us
I'd defend you greatfully if u'll do the same

Who am I kidding
Who am I playing
It's not gonna happen
It's never gonna happen


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A glass of milk by Jerry Abrahamson

Sometime, I think it's funny
When I stop and think
That the way to settle a stomach
Is with a glass of milk

Milk's good for you, I know
With vitamins and such
But, sometimes you wonder
About what it can do

I like it on my cereal
And sometimes with a meal
But, to use it just like medicine
Is the greatest gift of all


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I'm Late For School by Gareth Lancaster

I got up late for school today,
And nearly missed the bus!
I hurried down the stairs,
Wolfed my toast, and caused a fuss!

I quickly threw books in my bag,
My pens, my lunch and shorts.
Grabbed my coat from out the cupboard,
Took my bat and ball for sports.

I slid across the kitchen floor,
And hopped around the cat!
Then expertly rolled over,
Jumped back up and grabbed my hat!

I belted out of our front door,
Spun round and swung it shut.
Saw the bus was waiting for me,
I felt I had time to strut!

I climbed aboard and then froze still,
And knew that things weren't right!
My friends fell down in fits of fun,
And pointed with delight!

My face went red, I couldn't breathe,
For in my haste I knew!
I'd forgotten to wear trousers,
Jumper, shirt, my socks and shoes!




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