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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 22

 

Headache by Chris Sterling

And can we just get away so we can be all alone
Because Iím in love with someone I donít even know
And youíre in love with someone who just canít say no
I woke up this morning hurting from this headache I just canít shake
But the funny part is I lost my head a long time ago
Falling for a girl like you
You say can you stop by your friendís house I really need to score
I thought we got past those games such a long time ago
Have we lost what is sacred?
What it meant to feel mutual attraction?


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In My Head by Gareth Lancaster

Pardon me, that was so rude,
It was not me, it was my food.
But then again it could be said,
It's the little person in my head.
Who sits up there all day long,
Burping out a silly song.
So pardon me, it's about to worsen,
Please pipe down you little person.


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I Am by Astacia Glover

I am funny and smart
I wonder when i'll die
I hear tiny voices
I see wierd purple people
I want to model
I am funny and smart

I pretend to care
I feel special
I touch his soul
I worry about my brother
I cry for my best friend
I am funny and smart

I understand about death
I say my heart is special
I dream about true love
I try to to be good
I hope to succeed
I am funny and smart


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Helping t o Calm Down by Jerry Abrahamson

Isn't it funny
That my poetry
Has an effect
Of calming me down

It seems like
I should have
A clear mind
To do my poetry

But it's almost funny
That when I write
A clear mind
I can't write very good



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