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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 13

 

That girl was me by Emily Rose

It's funny how you love her...
That you kiss her cheeks
And whisper sugarcoated lies into her hair
Funny...how you secure her
In your able bodied strength
It's funny, how you look at her
Dancing eyes that twinkle within the sunlight
Appraising your property with the finest glance
Funny...how you look through her
And stare at the next bargain that strolls your way
It's funny how you touch her...
Like precious gold that glitters
With all the falseness
Of the fools that sift for it
Funny, how you graze her skin with fickle fingertips
That grasp for some form of truth
Funny, how you loved her
With the tainted lips and evaluating eyes
Funny how you stroke her flesh
With the same gripping fingertips
It's funny, that I was her...


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Elephant by Alex Mcglinchey

An elephant on a skateboard
What a funny sight to see
But not nearly as funny
As to see a elephant karate kick a bee


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Funny by Raphael De La Ghetto

Funny
when you care,
when you love,
when you cannot feel
hatred,
the world around you
still does


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Grand by David Darbyshire

Life is Grand
In Ireland
Actually everything is Grand
On that Island

It's funny, everyone you Meet
They all like to Greet,
You, with ' It's Grand'
Everything is Grand

Well I joined in With
And this is no Myth
'Everything is Grand Canyon'
We both laughed me and my Companion

It's easy to understand
Why everything is Grand
In Ireland
Cause there all Drunk



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