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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 15


Monkey in a Tree by Charles Garcia

Monkey in a tree

Yesterday, I told you of a monkey in a tree, fenced in to protect him from harm, is it the monkey in danger you or me?

You try feeding me peanuts, carrots, to name a few, laughing in my face, making jesters too!

Canít you see you are making fun of yourselves, not of me:
If only you could be in my place, looking out at you,

Its so funny folks for the joke is really not of me: , but that of you,

For I am doing great being pampered, as everything for my convenience is there for me, canít you see? Best of all its all for free,

So please take a good look make a funny face, if you please,
For you are the ones that paid a dollar to make a jest at me,
I see, that the one big problem lies with you.
So take one good look before you leave, for you are the one that has the Problem, as mine be tax-free.

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Complete and Absolute Bordem 2 by Lylyanna Pilewski

Sittin in the option desk
Starin at the chalk board
Talkin too much
Laughin too much
Can't stop laughin as I make my way to the chair
Tis a silly place
Where I have to sit so none can see my face
I'm quite entertained
Tis true I am
To keep myself from laughing is all I can
I'm havin fun today
Not much else to really say
It's funny everyone is so hyper
Laughing giggles smile galore
Quite funny it is
And everyone laughs
Becasue it's so funny I'm sittin here at last
First time ever
Quite a giggled stir
I sit here smirkin
Not in the least bit mad
Dancin in my seat
Can't help but tap my feet
Oh look I Found some cookies
Boy I've got the munchies
Boy this is quite fun
Singin a song in my head
Bobbing along my head to the beat
Just wana move my feet.
Wow it's a horse of course
Random thoughts pop into my head
Ha stuck in my corner
See ya later class is over.

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True...No! ? by Yafuso

The coffee drinkers had this one in a bag the experimenting 'fag'
Real Funny Honey
he's like the Easter Bunny to hims friend.
He grew old'n cold asking for help
he died a teeny- beeny 'elf'
Hims 'friend' (he called himself)
drugged him so many times
he lost his mind.
Chairs loved the trash,
legs ahead.............. stayed ahead.
Another sad one for the 'Christians'

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Isn't It Funny? by Gina Durst

It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry

It's funny how forever never seems to really last
It's funny how much you'd loose if you forgot about your past

It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around

It's funny how people can change and think they're so much better
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one ''love letter''

It's funny how people can forgive even though they can't forget
It's funny how one night can contain so much regret

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part,
Is that none of it is funny...
To me.




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