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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 5

 

Live, Laugh, Love by Sam Byron

live life,

laugh at the funny,

and
love like you know you can


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Making Memories by Krystal J. Ogans

I've been around the world.
I've observed the expansive Grand Canyon,
the towering Pyramids,
the lonely Eiffel Tower,
the exotic Rainforest,
and my own backyard.

I comfort and encourage you,
as I travel with you,
like a sole passenger,
that can not be forgotten.
I capture great, fantastic, magical, things,
and stockpile them deep within me.

I produce memories,
and hoard them,
just so you can hunt them out later.

I've been dropped,
sat on,
and stroked with small, sticky, children's fingers,
and nevertheless I do everything you ask.

And even if you misplace me on occasion,
when you unearth me,
you spend time with me.

I can erase your old memories,
even as you create new ones.
I am worn around your neck like the finest luxury jewels.

I am a
Camera



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Outside Inside by Tiara Unknown

on the outside people say you're ugly
and some say you're pretty
and some say you're alright
but I say all of the above

In the inside people say you're funny
and some say you're weird
and some say you're outgoing
but I say all of the above

never say you're not like them
never say you're stupid
always remember that in the world
you are just an equal

they come up to you and put you down
they're the fake pretties
they come up to you and love you
those are the real pretties

the insiders are cool
the outsiders drool
the outsiders become the insiders
and then everybody rules


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Friends by Silver Akira



Your are the ones,
Who see me through,
All the tough times in my life when I need a hand,
The ones who will always be there no matter the problem,
You protect me from the pain,
Telling me all will be ok,
You laugh at my jokes even if they arn't funny,
You are the ones who can make everything right,
Even if it is wrong,
And I can't seem to make it better,
You guys are my friends through the good and the bad,
And like most things in life I will need you till the very end,
When my heart stops beating,
And I fade from this world.






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