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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 23

 

Awkward Orphan by Zhi Bai Peng

being curious just made me awkward
truth is forbidden in this town from
people, friends and family

Words come out all funny
In our clarity of thought
Paradoxical and sublime!

Staring vacantly into space
They wonder am I crazed
No, just deep in thought

The mundane concerns
run away with the detail
Orientated guys roboticised.



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Paul Pumpkin by Gareth Lancaster

Paul Pumpkin
Sat alone
Just thinking
And groaned
Whilst blinking
Which was odd
With no eye-lids!

Paul Pumpkin
Shone bright
From inside
Creamy white
Were his eyes
Which was nice
His head's empty!

Paul Pumpkin
Wasn't sad
Or gloomy
Or mad
It was roomy
Which felt good
No clutter inside!



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Joe Ray From Bunyip by Francis Duggan

You don't take him too seriously as he doesn't mean all he say
And he borders the outrageous the funny man Joe Ray
To provoke peals of laughter he goes close to the obscene
The jester of our workplace the reveller supreme.

He's good for entertaining a good laugh every day
And the work place can be boring when big Joe is away,
I've never seen him out of sorts he's always in good mood
And he tell some very funny jokes though some of his punch lines can be crude.

A man in his late forties blond hair and oval face
He makes outrageous statements but his hearts in the right place
When Joe is around there's laughter at what he say and do,
He laugh like kookaburra and he talk like cockatoo.

You meet him in the bar room and he'll shout you pots of beer
And he make the bar maid happy when he say to her 'my dear'
The famed Joe Ray from Bunyip for his wit he's in renown
One of the most endearing characters his side of Melbourne Town


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It's Funny by Kenneth Eisenberg

Funny how
fragile
and
particular
this
circuitous
machinery
can
be,
considering
how much
we depend
upon
it
functioning
daily
in our lives.



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