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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 7

 

Perplexitivity by Sally Clarke

I'm trying to write
A funny Senryu but I
Just keep running out of


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Life's Dream by James T. Wray

It's funny how we always seem,
To be so happy in a dream,
Yet when it's time for us to wake,
We think our dreams a big mistake. It's funny how in proper life,
We seem so bent on war and strife,
If only we would try to live,
To be forgiving and to give. Then to us our life would seem,
To be the same as in our dream,
And in the morn when we awake,
We'd never make the same mistake.


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Ten Amazing Monkeys by Joan Harrell

Ten amusing monkeys flipped upside down on the old computer
Nine humourous monkeys played with the funny looking mouse
Eight exciting monkeys pushed and leaped on buttons
Seven sleepy monkeys snoozed on the top
Six industrious monkeys broke the keys
Five mysterious monkeys emailed all
Four shy monkeys smiled
Three monkeys played
Two visioned
One
Two bounced
Three screamed excitedly
Four monkeys made noises
Five delightful monkeys told jokes
Six drew cartoons on the computer
Seven smart monkeys fixed the broken computer
Eight monkeys typed letters and sent them quickly
Nine monkeys slept on the computer after playing games
Ten monkeys gave the computer up for some singing/ dancing.


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DUMMY-DUMMY-DUMMY” by Trade Martin

Dummy, Dummy, Dummy…….,
You’re so funny, funny, funny…….,
When it’s sunny, sunny, sunny……,
It’s so yummy, yummy, yummy……,
Cause you’re a mummy, mummy, mummy…..,
Dead in a pyramid so crummy……! ! !



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