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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 24

 

Haikus by Jeph S. Walker

1. my mind flees from my
inner child, but i cant take
lead. he flees kudies

2. you want to seem more
creepy? add ladies to the
end of everything

3.he says she is the
devil for cheating, funny
her tounge wasn't forked

4.life's a reflection
of who we are, okay then
you're a little girl

5. garantee you that
your seventy two virgins
will be giant nerds

6.is it progression
if a canibal uses
both a knife and fork

7. i did not say that
i am powerful, i just
said i'm a wizzard

8. nice try sweethart but
you burned the bridge, i just poured
on the gasoline

9. hey! listen up here
sweet checks, im more of a swine.
better then sexist pig

10. wink, raise eyebrows, lick
the air, and smack my own ass
you know you want this

11. i watch spongebob in
my underware, theres nothing
funny about that

12. your eyes are glistened
right now, i am sorry
i spit when i talk

13. paint my face red, call
me murdered, paint my croch
red, one long ass night

14. well burn my hide and
call me shirley, i didnt
know that your homo

15.how many dildoes
where there? , i dont know but im
sore and going home

16. grab my hand, dont let
go. Not Funny! FUCKING STOP!
its a long way down.


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Stop laughing at me by Randy Johnson

People laugh because I drink from a baby bottle.
When it comes to my mother, I'm being coddled.
I'm going to share a secret with you that I've never told.
I've never eaten solid foods and I'm thirty-six years old.
This isn't one bit funny but everybody keeps laughing at me.
I've never been potty trained and I wet my pants when I pee.
Stop laughing at me, I want to be treated with respect.
You think it's very funny just because my pants are wet.


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Practical Application by Jennifer L. Karr

Heís teaching her arithmetic
He said it was a mission
He kissed her once he kisses her twice
And said now thatís addition.
As he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said now thatís subtraction
Then he kissed her she kisses him without an explanation
And both together smiled and said now thatís multiplication
Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a decision
He kicked the kid three blocks away
And said now thatís long division


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Chillin by Keith Ricardo Williams

I Chilled With My Brethren
This Saturday Night
At First We Talked About Jah
With All Our Might
Admired All Of GodíS Wonderous Sights
Then It Turned To Women
Ok Alright! !
The Ones We Loved
The Ones We Liked
Brought So Many Good Memories
Good Times, Sad Timess
But Good Memories
I Smiled, And Laughed So Much With Glee
Then We Talked About How Real Love Should Be
Funny We Both Agreed
A Good Woman Is All We Need
To Bring Joy Into The Light
Together We Said You Know What Your Right
We Talked About The Sweet Love We Had
Funny It DidníT Make Me Sad
I Talked About How Proud I Was To Be A Dad
All The Love Children Give
Not Ours But Other Folks Kids
All The Good Things We Did
God Is So Good
ThatíS The Way It Ends



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