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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 15

 

Read to feed by Harlan Simantel

read to feed

your need

avoid church herd

follow jesus only him

thru thick and thin

life bright, funny!

not dim


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My Daily Prayer by James Weldon Lane

Lord, keep my days sunny
Please help me find the money
So things don't get funny
Like when you don't have the money


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Penguins by Hannah Smith

Penguins walk so funny, don't they?
But they don't just do that,
They make a hole in the ground
And hide inside.
The female lays her eggs in that hole,
Penguins walk so funny, don't they?
But they don't just do that.


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The Clown by C.J. Heck

The day the circus came to town,
my favorite was the circus clown
with his great big shoes
and funny clothes,
a painted face,
and a big red nose.

A giant smile was painted there,
with children laughing, everywhere.
I wondered as I
looked at him,
was he frowning 'neath
his painted grin?

Now when I am feeling down,
I think about that circus clown
with his great big shoes
and funny clothes,
a painted face,
and big red nose.

I put a smile on, anyway
and soon, my frown just fades away
like the day the circus
came to town
and I learned it watching
the circus clown.



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