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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 17

 

What I know about Woman! by Atef Ayadi

I thought
I know!

I know it!

I am really sorry!
I do not.

I, who is 'Me'
And the whole word
Aught to
Admit!

You do need to use what you already know
Or
Rise and release your PH.D level
about what you know and 'Sorry I missed That.'
With A French Accent.

I do not know her
In close
Or by
Far.

I did not even know if she is playful
prideful,
Shy, or
LATÉ
type of woman;
Funny
And miserable
than I am.

So I do not claim
I know
something about
woman,
one
woman
ten,
Eleven.
or ten thousands

I do not know nothing
about woman,
women,
and the man I am?

I can not judge any more,
be out of the box.
Inside the box,
on top of it,
on top of
My feeling, or
My skin,
surfing over my clouds,
swimming through my veins.
I can not judge
and that is enough!

I am
Already out of box
and I am still a box
boxed
wired
weird funny creature.
from a faraway galaxy;
And for me
woman are funny too
except they have plans and exits
even for being funny
and not being funny at all.


So please do not ask
anything about
my experiences,
my skills,
my skin,
my eyes,
just take what you wan t
or just steal my skin
and dry it out.


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Money And Life by Ty Bohls

Isn't Money Funny?

Money, money, moneyIsn’t it funny?
Some crave for a penny
Some own cores many
When I was younger
I would believe indeed
That money is not all
That we need
But we grow up
And so we learn
That we earn to live
And live to earn
Food, clothing and shelter
Is not everything we require
These things even
A beggar does acquire
I thought all we need
Is love and friends
And our search
For happiness there ends
But in this world
Nothing comes for free
To win these too
Money holds the key
Money not, only god,
Earning the only prayer
Spending the only religion,
It’s the only thing we care.


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Steppenwolf Revisited by Nat Z. Punx

she said one time
he said i always changed horses midstream
funny how my line would be
like a corkscrew to the heart
well you are a big girl now
and she's your lover now
i'm a thinkin' and
a wanderin' and
a walkin' down the road
nothing is too good for you
goodbye


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Untitled By Anonymous by Irina C. Nicula

My words are entertaining
for the time in class remaining,
until the class begins complaining
that poetry is straining.

You don't see,
my simile - oh how bright it smiles
like an opening rose.
My alliteration walks down the aisle,
bearing budding bouquets
bound with beautiful bows.

My onomatopoeia thumps
as it reaches the third stanza,
screeches as it goes “kurplunk”
and crashes into a poetic bonanza.

And yes my euphony’s sound
almost as sweet as a strawberry crowned
with a hundred frosted hyperbole cups
mixed together and baked until hunger erupts.

Indeed my imagery has painted
on a canvas that hangs on a busy hall.
Yet not a single soul is acquainted
with my stanzas, my message, or my rhythm at all.

You don't see a white, silky dress
stained by soot on its seams
I've sewn all night, I primped and pressed
until I saw its last button gleam.

All you do is make a fuss.
You don’t understand my meter or tone.
You wish the teacher would just leave you alone!
Poetry is not what you want to discuss.

It's just another composition.
Homework to you - the skeptical
You wish to tear my recent submission
and hurl it into its proper receptacle.

it probably wasn't so moving anyway
it didn't use personification or assonance
it lacked metonymy and idioms,
what more is there to say?
Just crumple me up, there's nothing left to discuss
when you finish reading this I’ll just become
untitled by anonymous.



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