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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 1

 

Witches Stew by Gareth Lancaster

Bubble, blubber, squirm and gloop,
Boiling broth of bat's tail soup.
Wobble, slobber, liquid goo,
Add the sole of one old shoe.
Spooky shadows dance around,
Of frogs and rats and snarling hounds.
Steam swirls rising to the roof,
Add one small ear and one old tooth.
Gnarly, scratchy, tickle and itch,
Stir round and round to make it rich.
Mushy, sticky, sizzle and stew,
They're making mischief just for you!



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Ain't it funny by Steven Taylor

ain't it funny how the price of gas
does our attention pull, ...
last week a sawbuck was a joke
today it filled tanks quarter full

think deeply about how you feel
as the price of gas recedes
and the precious dollars you will have
to spend on other things you need

the smile and sense of pure relief
felt as you purchase fuel
is a form of propaganda that
bush and his boys use as a tool

think twice as deep y'all, .. I implore, ..
of the covert mind control
our fascist, nazi government
has on your body, mind and soul

4 hundred billion dollars of
the saleries we earn
is being spent on needless wars
so rich white men have cash to burm

the profits made on products like
destoyers, bombs and tanks,
pay for the lavish life styles of
rich racist crakahs with swiss banks

ain't it funny how the price of gas
does our attention pull, ...
last week a sawbuck was a joke
today it filled tanks quarter full



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Quote AA by Satan's Sibling

Its funny,
That people always let you get so far before they take everything away.

Terrel
Finding Forrester


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That someone by Yoelina Peralta

i don't understand
why would you lead me into liking someone
if only u know that i'm not going to get anything i want from that person
it's funny how i thought it wouldn't be serious
but then again
everything flipped
i guess i was wrong
because i don't know how
but my feelings grew
it's funny how i would always think about that person
wonder if that person thinks of me
the way i think of them
and because of that i would love to read minds
just see if i could have a peek of his
whats funny is that i feel like no one makes me happy like the way he makes me feel
i would love just to erase everything in this world
and just keep him
because that would be the one thing that would make me feel satisfied



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