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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 25

 

Count by Jessica Murray

everything i create
is a masterpiece

my bones are my
inspiration

and my fingertips
guide my creativity

the noise is
my only
demon

dripping lines of
maroon cover
sensitive skin

it's funny how
it reveals
itself

one demon
can easily
feel like
twelve

if given the
right time
and perfecting
of strategy

when i'm alone
i count the
numbers

and count
and count and
count and count

you've got
nothing to
worry about

i'll dig my
way out

i just need
to find a
mute button


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Happy Birthday by Leia Abramson

(this is to all my friennds) (And if its your birthday best wishes)
(this is funny) (inspired by the happy birthday song (funny))

Once a year e celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
and gifts and laughter to were found,
we let out a joyful and sing that stupid song,
Happy birthday now your one year older,
Happy birthday your life still isnt over,
you did not accomplish much,
but you didnt die this year I guess thats good enough,

So lets stick to your faiding health,
And hope you dont remind yourself
the chance of finding fame and welth...
decrease with every year

Does it feel like your doing laps?
eating food?
and taking naps?
And hoping that on day perhaps...
your life will hold some cheer?

Happy birthday
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday
Your starting to get fatter
Happy birthday
Its down hill from now on...

(sorry if this sounds rude)


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So close, So far by Elizabeth Celestino

You said they’d never change you
You said they’d never morph you to their own
You said you’d never be a strategy
You said destiny didn’t apply to you
Yet there you lay
Consumed by fate
The moon of your desire
Casts an Eclipse on the
Sunshine of your hate
Overwhelming emotions
Sometimes for the better
Sometimes for the worst
A drawn door
Big enough to let pain leak out
In a river of red
Black your eyes blind
Clothe yourself invisible
They’ll still break into your thoughts
And pull for information
Funny how you thought I loved you
Funny how you thought we’d last
Funny how you heard me screaming
And left me there to die
But now you want me
And now I’m gone
But you’ll be waiting
Not far from the trigger
Because the razor isn’t enough anymore
Don’t think I don’t know that
Because when you’re done that gun is mine
So go ahead and dig my grave
And I’ll dig yours
And we can die together
So far apart


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The Silly Turkey by Denis Kucharski

The funny turkey
Paces in the dust at night.
The silly turkey!



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