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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 21

 

Funny by Sandra Osborne

It's funny how
You make me cry,
Make me feel
Like I'm a lie.

It's funny how
You make me scream,
Make me feel
Like I'm a dream.

It's funny how
You make my pain,
Make me feel
Like lifeís a game.

Itís funny how
We try to win...

Please,
Don't make me
Cry again.


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My Father Looks Like Frankenstein by Kenn Nesbitt

I wrote an awful poem;
it was bad in the extreme.
I showed it to my sister
and it made my sister scream.

I gave it to my mother
and she promptly flipped her lid.
My father blew a gasket,
and my baby brother hid.

I brought my poem with me
when I came to school today.
My teacher nearly fainted
and my friends all ran away.

I never knew a poem could be
such amazing fun,
but that was such a blast,
I think I'll write another one.


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Thick by David Darbyshire

I know this Guy
and no one will Deny
To say I must
he was thick as the earth's Crust

Stupid is, stupid be
But this guy you see
Was dim, dumb and dazed
And well Crazed

But in his funny, idiotic, moron Way's
He was Ok on certain Day's
The weird, foolish, senseless thing about it is,
He whizzed through any Crossword Quiz


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I Wrote an Awful Poem by Kenn Nesbitt

I wrote an awful poem;
it was bad in the extreme.
I showed it to my sister
and it made my sister scream.

I gave it to my mother
and she promptly flipped her lid.
My father blew a gasket,
and my baby brother hid.

I brought my poem with me
when I came to school today.
My teacher nearly fainted
and my friends all ran away.

I never knew a poem could be
such amazing fun,
but that was such a blast,
I think I'll write another one.



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