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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

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Eric by Lita Williams

Eric
Sweet, Funny
Charming, Loving, Enrapturing
Male, Lover, - Female, writer
Headstrong, Differant
Caring, Holding, Loving
Krissy


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Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day by Kenn Nesbitt

Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day!
The day we start anew.
So this year I've decided
to become a kangaroo.

Or maybe I will learn to fly,
or how to walk through walls,
or how to turn invisible,
or surf on waterfalls.

I'll make myself elastic
and I'll teach myself to shrink.
I'll turn into a liquid
and I'll pour me down the sink.

I'll visit other planets
and meet aliens galore.
I'll travel to the distant past
and ride a dinosaur.

I've got so many wondrous plans.
I'm starting right away.
Yes, this will be the best year yet.
Hooray! It's New Year's Day!


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To My Alarm Clock by Amy F. Baker

Every morning I lie there innocently sleeping
When the peace is ruptured by a horrible beeping.
My serenity ripped asunder, sudden and drastic
By this evil, demonic, red-eyed piece of plastic.

I roll over in pain and pound on the snooze,
Groaning, moaning, thinking 'What's there to lose?'
'Don't make me get up, just nine minutes more.'
The same thing I've said every morning before.

It's not that I hate mornings or dread the new day.
It's just that I loathe waking up in this way.
I'd much rather simply rise up with the light,
Glowing in the window, chasing away the night.

But the sudden screaming, the incessant fuss,
Makes me want to yell and cry and simply to cuss.
Especially the knowledge that all of my sorrow
Will be repeated the same time, same way, tomorrow.


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Do Without by Aram Stefanian

You can't do without M.J.
Which is becoming your best friend
Each night and day
Sometimes it hurts too bad
But who cares?

Love summons challengers
And the guy who dares
The three of us are bound
By a sturdy cord

I know if you're in it,
Then you can sure afford
Death is impotent, he will
Do us no severe harm

Life tastes like sweet poison
At this funny farm




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