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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 4

 

Funny by Sylvia Chidi

Funny is laughter
Funny is fun
Funny is healthy
Funny is nice
Funny is amusing
Funny is comical

A pelt of pranks
Above the normal ranks
Is funny when it is on
Yet quite sad when gone


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Unwind Me by Dakota Austin

No, not a wink, sleep wouldnít find me
Try as I may, just couldnít unwind me

Itís really not funny, but itís o.k. to laugh
The coffee I drank, wasnít decaf

One little mistake and Iím up through the night
Typing away, there were poems to write

Though few were written, go take a look
But there wouldnít be any, if only sleep took

But I welcome the new day, to all a good morning
This greeting is heart-felt, mixed in with some yawning!


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Today I Had a Problem by Kenn Nesbitt

Today I had a problem
when I tried to make my bed.
My blankets and my comforter
got wrapped around my head.

I went to fluff the pillows
but the pillow cover tore,
and feathers flew all over
as I stumbled 'round the floor.

I accidentally grabbed the sheets
and pulled them as I fell.
I have to say, it seems
my day's not starting off too well.

I tripped upon a pillowcase
and landed in a heap.
Good grief! That's it! I'm staying here
and going back to sleep!


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Poetry and Prayer by Poet Dragon

When hopelessness or passion's throes ignites us,
lost emotion casts confusion everywhere.
When hatred of our flesh's prison grates us,
how much easier is forgetting that we care?
Where we turn to in the furnace glare is telling,
whether up or in is more than circumstance.
Where we run to seeking comfort is our heart's truth
just a cry for absolution's withered chance.
Do we run the risk of giving up the certain
for subjective hells of sanity and science?
Do we easily forget how fast we're broken,
that we've never been a race for self reliance?
Is salvation such a dangerous conclusion
can we not believe the father or the wraith?
Is creation just a fallable illusion
isn't lack of proof a tete a tete with faith?
It's funny where the arguments can take us,
hither tither, yonder yore, or anywhere.
It's funny how, when sanity starts slipping,
we're occupied with poetry and prayer.



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