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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 4

 

Something Funny by David Darbyshire

I'm thinking of something Funny
And it looks a little Runny
I suppose it could be from someone's Nose
That the person never Blows

I'm thinking of something Funny
Could make your Day a little more Sunny
In Holland they say it rains like Cats and Dogs
But I say it rains like Cows and Hogs

Lets all Say,
A Joke a Day
Keeps the Doc. Away

P.S.
Please write something Funny
And you'll be my Friend, to the End
Well to the end of your Poem :)


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Kinda like no snow on christmas by David Gerardino

HAD a great day today,
found myself a funny
joke, , , , laughed untill i
cried, then i had to spit
it out,
the tast was a restless
sleep, kinda like no snow
on christmas,
HAD a strange night, saw
my friends burn some toast,
ended up in a pickle, or was
that a funny joke,
the tast was a restless sleep,
kinda like no snow on christmas, ,



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Freaking Ignorance by Olivia Misery

the kids at my school
are boring
and honestly
kind of annoying.
they laugh really loud
when unnecessary
and talk a lot
when no one cares.
they enjoy the funny stares
and love it when the teacher yells,
tells them off.
i scoff at them
and their popularity games
so i guess i'm just another black sheep.
i feel bad
they're all the same exact person.


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Oh My Darling, Valentine by Kenn Nesbitt

In a toystore
on a Sunday
with a dollar forty nine
I need something
just a dumb thing
for my brand new
Valentine.

Oh my darling.
Oh my darling.
Oh my darling
Valentine.
I'm uneasy,
kind of queasy,
but you're still my
Valentine.

Yes, it happened
in the classroom
when you said
'Will you be mine?'
I was muddled
and befuddled,
so I answered,
'Yeah, that's fine.'

Then you called me
in the lunchroom.
You had saved a
place in line.
And I knew that
it was true that
I was now your
Valentine.

I went shopping
for a present
and I saw this
blinking sign:
'Here's a pleasant
little present
for a brand new
Valentine.'

So I bought it
and I brought it
in my backpack
right at nine.
Do you like it?
It's a spy kit
with a flashlight
you can shine.

I could tell you
didn't like it
when you said I
was a swine.
How exciting!
I'm delighting.
I have no more
Valentine.

Till another
person stopped me
and they asked
'Will you be mine?'
This is crushing.
Oh, I'm blushing.
I've another
Valentine.



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