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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 5

 

World's Hardest Test by Kenn Nesbitt

Preparing today for the standardized test
our teacher said there was a lot to digest.
We'd have to divide by the square root of three
and learn to spell zygote, façade and marquis.

We'd need to play xylophone, trumpet and flute,
accordion, banjo, piano and lute,
recite all the capital cities by heart
and learn to take rocketship engines apart.

We'd have to speak Latin, Swahili and Greek,
learn nuclear fusion and fencing technique,
remember the fables of Persia and Rome
and crack all the codes in the human genome.

Then just when we thought that our heads might explode
from learning Chinese or dissecting a toad
she told us the very best thing she could say:
that she was just kidding; it's April Fool's Day.


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Love Is A Funny Thing by David Harris

For two lovebirds, I met a Stratford on Avon
With the first initials D & T
They know who they are.

Love is a funny thing,
one minute you are up,
then the next you are down.
Then your head is spinning around,
your seeing stars,
dancing on the moon.
Love is a funny thing,
and that is for sure.



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Man From the Moon by Gareth Lancaster

There once was a man from the moon,
Who dusted the sky with a broom.
He cleaned it at night,
To keep the lights bright,
And scooped out new stars with a spoon!



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Serious Or Delirious? by Trade Martin

Tell me a little about…..,
Some of the statements I read….,
Do you really mean them…..,
Or are you just kidding…..,
Maybe you’re trying to be cute…..,
Or a little funny and mysterious…..,
Serious Or Delirious…..? ? ?

Some thoughts are very funny….,
Some are so moronic…..,
I say, “Can you truly believe this? ”
Or does it stem from plain ignorance….? ? ?

Serious Or Delirious……? ? ?

Serious Or Delirious…....? ? ?



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