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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 4

 

Musings by Herbert Nehrlich

Came the Rabbi to the Abbey, met the Abt,
said Abdubai you disturbed me so I snapped.
Though the Rabbi wore a habit he was not
spending time inside the Abbey on the pot.
Often monks smoked funny grasses and they brewed
making life so much more pleasant, less subdued.
It's a funny and exotic life indeed,
even holy men are partial to the weed.


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My Dad's Old Car by Gareth Lancaster

Rattle, hum, hiss, bang,
This car has got to go!
It really is quite sick,
It huffs and puffs and blows!

Crackle, whizz, cough, wheeze,
I think it's going to stop!
We've just gone round a corner
And the engine fell right off!



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My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful by Kenn Nesbitt

My elephant thinks I'm wonderful.
My elephant thinks I'm cool.
My elephant hangs around with me
and follows me into school.

My elephant likes the way I look.
He thinks that I'm fun and smart.
He thinks that I'm kind and generous
and have a terrific heart.

My elephant thinks I'm brave and bold.
He's proud of my strength and guts.
But mostly he likes the way I smell.
My elephant thinks I'm nuts.


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Making Matches by William R. Jackson

Matchmaker, matchmaker, what do I seek?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, get me a Greek.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'd hope he be wealthy.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, what have you done?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, who is this man I seemed to have won?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, he's a man short of purse.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, could you have done worse?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, why this man as my mate?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'm not happy my fate.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, oh will he please me?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'm oh so uneasy.
But matchmaker, matchmaker, his name is Gus.
And matchmaker, matchmaker, he is one of us.
Oh matchmaker, matchmaker, he's not who I seek.
But matchmaker, matchmaker, I'll take him he's Greek.



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