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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 9

 

My Fantasy by Tina Mcintosh

i have this little fantasy
and its comeing from my heart
and im wondering if
you'll like to take part
i have this feeling
thats growing deep inside
its a funny little feeling
and im not sure where to start
so if you can help me out
im sure that you'll agree
that this funny little feeling
is starting with you and me.


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Then Just Laugh by Connie Webb

When youíre at the mart
Something could be funny
Like someone cutting a fart
While handing the cashier money
Then just laugh.

Stop being so serious
About all you have to do
When you are out walking
If you step in poo
Then just laugh.

If you can find things serious
You can find things funny I suppose
Like if you need a cop
And heís busy picking his nose
Then just laugh.

And when you quit your job
After telling off your boss
And get a better job
Itís your bossís loss
Then just laugh.

When you go to sleep at night
And awaken to your cat
Taking up almost all your pillow
And you get spat at
Then just laugh.

As we get up there in years
Laughter is what we really need
When your hair goes gray
Or when your hair recedes
Then just laugh.


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Funny by Jerry Abrahamson

People always think
Thaat they are always
Being the one
Who is funny

But the soon
Find out in the world
That it's a gift
To be funny


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Fight the flight by Garrity Guenther

it's funny how things change
how the worries of yesterday
are left strewn across the remains
of this battlefield that we call home

it's funny how moments
big, explosive, lifechanging moments
can be forgotten
can be overlooked
in the wake of something lifethreatening

it's funny how the people you once trusted
the ones that are truly trustworthy
can be left behind the the blink of an eye
and that this double crossing can easily be done
' for the greater good '

it's funny how easy men become dogs
and women fall back to their serpent like tendancies
how easy it is to become everything you once hated
all in the blink of an eye
all for the greater good

but i've always had a twisted sense of humor



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