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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 15

 

My Dad's a Secret Agent by Kenn Nesbitt

My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.

He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.

He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.

He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
my dad can't find his keys!


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Down In the Dumps? by Who Iam

Laughter is needed, it's the best medicine to make one smile
Amusement of some kind that tickles the body and soul
Urgently brought forth when full of joy and warmth
Greatly apreciated when down in the dumps
Heartfelt vibrations of the very best kind
Teary eyed when it strikes your funny bone
Earnestly intense when filled with happiness
Returns again and again if one appreciates the humor

Inspired by others, its contagious, doing the same thing
Sincerely accepted in all natural ways

No ones the same as all have a definite tone or pitch
Exceptionally your own with its distinct sound
Endless as if the source was stuck in your throat
Definitely a stress breaker when the moment is needed
Entices the hardest of souls when heard from the mouth of a baby
Delightful to expel when presented with a funny situation.


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Snowball Fights by Gareth Lancaster

Splosh, that hit me in the face,
Thwack, and in my belly!
Fizz, that took my wooly hat,
And dripped into my wellies!

Whoosh, hehe I got him back,
Oops! But that one's missed!
Now they're coming thick and fast,
Snowy balls as big as fists!

It must be time to call a truce,
Before I'm soaked right through!
My brother's just too good at this,
And my hands are turning blue!

But snowball fights are such good fun,
Even though it's cold and wet!
So just one more and here it goes,
Splat! I got him on his neck!


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Me by Vickie Felton

me
funny, outgoing
laughing, tripping, joking
big mouth, funny faces, no confidence, hate
searching, covering up, avoiding
self conscious, scared
me



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