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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 9

 

1-2-3 by David Darbyshire

One is a funny number,
like one slap, one punch, one step,
onehundred, one needs, one wants.
2 is better,2-late,2-good,2-bad,2-funny,
2-near,2-far,2-oclock,2-need.
3 is a crowd,3-kings,3-crows,
thats all '4' now.


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Laughing At Ourselves by David Harris

Some people have this tenancy
to make others feel sad,
some even torment just
to make others get mad.
Little ole me
I like to brighten up
everyone’s day with laughter
by telling a joke or two,
because I feel that laughter
is the best medicine
to get rid of the blues.
The world can be a funny place
if you stop and look at it for a while.
Everything has its funny side,
even in the darkest day.
An incoherent message
that makes no sense at all
some would find funny
and end up curled up on the floor.
So whatever you are doing
look on the funny side of it
for nothing can be funnier
than laughing at ourselves.



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Ignore me! by Gary McPhail

Can't you see my hand,
It's raised high into the air,
I'm basically waving at you,
HEY! im over here!

I'm thrashing at the table,
Don't you here my noise,
My fists have dented the wood,
Stop turning away your eyes,

why havent you called my name on the attendence checker,
why are you pretending that Im not even here,

why are you tormenting my exsistence,
Its not funny any more,
I swear I will shout at you,
I cant stand being ignored


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I Wrote Myself a Letter by Kenn Nesbitt

I wrote myself a letter.
I mailed it right away.
And, sure enough, the carrier,
delivered it today.

I couldn't wait to get it.
I nearly had to shout.
I quickly tore the envelope
and pulled the letter out.

I anxiously unfolded it
but now I must concede,
I'm clueless as to what it says.
I haven't learned to read.



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