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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 16

 

This Is The Story Of My Life by Donna G Fowler

“Hello Darlin“, this “Table for Two” in “This Old House” show’s that “Love is the Foundation”
For this “Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man”

“Here I Am again” “On My Own Again” “In the Garden”

Cause “You Just Stepped In From Steppin’ Out on Me”

I’ll stop “Tippy Toeing” around “The Other Woman”

From this “Back Street Affair” “Ain’t if Funny” how you “Lead Me On”

You see “I Still Believe in Waltzes” and I don’t want to be “Mr. And Mrs. Used to Be”

I told her once “You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take My Man”

So I’m saying to her now that “There’s Trouble in Paradise” and “The State of our Union” is still strong

Cause “I Can’t Help it if I’m Still in Love With You”

“I’d Rather Have What We Had” together forever then have “Feelin’s” for “A Man I Hardly Know”

“Ain’t if Funny” that “When A Tingle Becomes A Chill” you wanted to leave

“I’ve been talking to the wall” and going “Crazy out of my Mind”

But think about it dear, “I’m the one you Need”

Just say “Hey Loretta” I’ll take you back, just come “Back Home Again”

I know there were “Wings upon your horns”, but “I Can’t Love You Enough”


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Is This the Only Way by Jerry Abrahamson

Is this the only way
That you will be happy
Is that you run down everybody
And just talk about yourselves

is this the only way
That you can do things
Is to put other people down
And brag about yourselves

This is a good way
To lose a lot of friends
And you will end up
All alone in this world

And the world
Can be a funny place
If you're all alone
Believe me, I know


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If Fleas Had Feelings by Gareth Lancaster

Could it really be?
Mused the flea,
That I'm not entirely liked?
It's with some despair,
That I roam this hair,
With my interest quite clearly spiked.

I can run, I can jump,
Over mighty high bumps,
But this really is bothering me.
I'm nice most the time.
I mean, is that a crime?
So why are they harrasing me?

Even the cat,
Where we live in our flat,
Doesn't tell us to leave right away.
But then maybe because,
He can't talk he just does,
Tolerate us through the day.

How nice to be loved,
By those up above,
And maybe here's what I should do.
Jump up on her leg,
And then pleadingly beg,
Before she hits me, head on, with her shoe.

Well here goes I guess,
I can't be liked less,
Jump up and I'm free of the cat.
She's seen me I'm sure,
As she stares at the floor,
'Hello Person, I've just come to'...SPLAT!



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What You Owe 'ME' by Atef Ayadi

Promise to
Remain
Funny, and full of life.

Promise!



PPPP

 

 

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