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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 27

 

Terrance Vamp by Gareth Lancaster

Terrance Vamp,
The blood-sucking scamp,
Was tired of spooking at night.
For he can't go out,
When the sun is about,
As he melts if he sits in the light!


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Nicci Hopman by Arielle Perkins

Theres this girl I know
who never puts on a show.
Shes funny, shes fine
and always very kind.
She doesnt walk a straight path
but Nicci and I have the math
we laugh together
and will always be close, forever.
Some might not understand
but our hearts have a different kind off demand
So I will leave you to guess
If you find out I will be very impressed.


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Girls who didn't work by Andrew Jones

You think I'm funny
and like to watch my antics
you can't make me laugh

your lips are perfect
your kiss a sweet strawberry
I hate strawberries

you are quick witted
cute, cute, easy going
you like the Packers

you're always smiling
I can watch cartoons with you
you look like you're twelve

you're a free spirit
I love spending time with you
you're sixteen years old

you are so gorgeous
I can't breath when I see you
you are twenty-five


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Super Spaceman Pigsworth by Gareth Lancaster

Super Spaceman Pigsworth,
The galactic Chester White,
Flies his spaceship to the rescue,
Of all aliens in plight.

This heroic hog defender,
Dashing astronautic knight,
You can see him vanquish baddies,
If you watch the sty at night!




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