Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . .

The ONLY site on the internet where everything is guaranteed to be completely WEIRD!!

<< Being weird on the Internet since 1848 >>

Utterly Weird







Real or Fake?






Rocky Horror

Urban Myths


Ugly People

Famous People


Gadgets & Stuff






Bits and Bobs

Strange Laws



Weird Games

Humor Scripts




Proverbs & Sayings

Pull a Funny Face



Face Paint Body Art

Top Song Lyrics

Movie Song Lyrics


Song Lyrics


Vintage Postcards

Wine Labels

World Population




Google Ideas


Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 9


I'm In Love With Mud by Gareth Lancaster

I'm in love with mud,
It's sad, I know, but true.
I just can't help but splash in it,
Or stomp a path right through.

It's sticky and it's dirty,
And it covers all my clothes.
But when I see it lying there,
A voice inside me grows...

...You can't resist, you know I'm right,
It's fun to play in mud!
Look at it just sitting there,
I really think you should!

I splatter in the grimy gloop,
I can't resist the ooze!
I run, I jump, I stamp about,
It drips into my shoes!

= = = = = = = = = =

Love Just Brakes You by LADii3 T Hinojosa

When I first met you I couldn't get you out of my mind
Now that I know you I regret from meeting you
I loved you but did you feel the same
Well that way u acted with me you seemed like u didn't
But it's okay because remember what they say
'karma' what goes around comes back around
haha it's funny how i fell for you
haha it's funny how you lied to me
haha it's funny how u didn't want to accept me on myspace
haha it's funny how people in school and out told me you were cheating on me
But I didn't listen to them u know why
Because I was stupid enough to love you
I was the one that waisted my time on a guy like you
For 9 months
I guess it wasn't worth it...was it? !
You made me think that you was different from any other
But it's just the kiss that had me falling for you
Even my mother and my best friend warned me about you
But i want to thank your dumb ass for teaching me a lesson
And don't worry I'll teach you one also................SOON =)
Boy I can't wait for this day
The day where I get to teach you what love is like
Guess what....
Pay backs a Bitch! _!

= = = = = = = = = =

The Old And The Young by Beo Nguyen

you know what
let's write a funny song
i swear that I'll make it so funny
that you will laugh your ass off
this song is about a boy and a rich old guy
the boy is smart, and smartness demands to be put
on the height
high, high and high
how high do you want to be
high, high and higher
as far as the light could reach
the peak, that's exactly where I want to be
high, high and high
how high do you want to be
high, high and higher
you know what
I want to step on your shoulder
as high as the sky plus your height
that's exactly where I want to be
the old guy didn't say nothing
he told the boy to pick up a penny
on the floor and left
hmmm, it's not really funny huh?
Ok, I'll be back
....... to write another really funny song
about life, my style
I think I'm a funny guy
no s h i t
what I got in mind
was my nasty idea
of trashing everything
and having fun doing it
yup, I enjoy making fun of myself
and thinking that's a funny joke
I'm the joke, you are the joke
we are all nothing, but jokes
but something really funny happened along the way
This time, it's funny
I drove out to get myself a sandwich
and as usual
complaining about the 2 dollars cost
of the sandwich
too expensive
you know what
Can I have a cup of water please?
that could help!
what I got in mind
was the arrogant thought
I shall teach this young lady
the value of money
after a long depressing way
driving home
I came up with another joke
Maybe, I'm the s h i t
that doesn't understand the value
of nothing
why bitching to have more
just to trash them away
and making fun of life
well, my style?
holly s h i t

= = = = = = = = = =

Poets, And Words by David Gerardino

FUNNY little poets in their
funny plastic hats, they take
the pain and sorrow, put it
in a box, then writes it all
the sadness goes here,
the laughter goes here,
the hope goes here, and
the tears, , over there.

FUNNY little poets in their
funny plastic hats, grabs
a hold of this silence, tells
it to settle down, and wait,
for the picture is about to

THE sadness goes here,
the laughter goes here,
the hope goes here, and
the tears, over there.




<< Now check out our 500 other funny short poems >>


More Short Poems


More Poems


Funny poems from No' Rabbie Burns



<< Note our poems and pictures have been submitted by a number of contributors - if you find anything that you think should not appear here please contact the webmaster >>





















Must Buy eBook

medusa myths beautiful girls gorgon


USA: $0.99 UK: 0.70
Amazon USA

Amazon UK

Must Buy eBook

cat ebook funny


USA:  $0.99 UK: 0.80
Amazon USA 

Amazon UK

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

scottish humour books

Funny Books

lazy sods guide to sex

Funny Books

funny chat room wind ups windups book


Note: Many of photos and other items on this site have been submitted by friends of the site. We try not to infringe copyright but if you do have copyright to any picture (or anything else) and wish it removed please contact the webmaster. webmaster(@)