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What Makes Laughter So Funny? by Matt Rappolt

People say there is nothing funnier then laughter
You can even chuckle some long hours after
You laugh at what is sometimes seen
You laugh at things you do not mean
Yet some where in all hilarity
In amongst that crazy parody
Will Someone please tell me, I’ll give you money
What makes laughter, so darn funny!

Why, when you laugh do people laugh too?
Laugh not at things you say or things you do
Its crazy how when nothing’s funny
People laugh and clutch their to tummy
Will anybody tell me? Wouldn’t you? please, sonny
What makes laughter so gosh darn funny!
Yes, What makes laughter so gosh darn FUNNY!

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Alphabet A Was Once An Apple by Sherif Monem

A is once an apple apply papply apple pie
B was once bouncy ball bally bally little ball
C was once a little cat catty couty catty little cat]
D was once little dog doggy dagy doogy little dog
E was once soaring eagle eagly giggly soaring eagle
F was once small fox foxy faxy little fox
G was once little goat goaty gooty little goat
H was once a litlle hen heeny hanny little hen
I was once black ink inky inniky black ink
J was once funny jester jestary jesteery funny jrster
K was once little kitten kitty katty little kitten
L was once a lama aama leemy a little lama
M was once wild moose moosy masa little moose
N was once tiny nut nutty natty little nut
O was once orange rangy rongy little orange
P was once panda panny pandy little panda
Q was once sweet queen, queeny neeny sweet queen
R was once a rabbit rabbity battity little rabbit
S was once a snake naky naky sneaky snake
T was once a turtle tuttly tattly little turtle
U was once umbrella brilla lilla cute umberla
V was once ice cream vanilla nilla neely ice cream vanilla
W was once a wolf wolfy woofy little wolf
Y was once a yarn yarny yorny soft yarn
Z was once a zebra zeeby zabby zooby zebra

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Unfathomable by Gareth Lancaster

If it banged and popped
Then it popped and banged
If it coughed and spluttered
Then it spluttered and coughed
If it growled and snarled
Then it snarled and growled
But if it screamed and cried
Then it wanted to go outside.

If it huffed and puffed
Then it puffed and huffed
If it winked and smiled
Then it smiled and winked
If it sat and stared
Then it stared and sat
But if it jumped and laughed
Then it was quickly in the bath.

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Its funny how by Heather Noble

Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye
Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry
Its funny how forever never seems to really last
Its funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past
Its funny how friends can just leave you when you're down
Its funny how when you need someone there never around
Its funny how people can change and think there so much betta
Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letta
Its funny how people can forgive even tho they cant forget
Its funny how one night can catain of so much regret
Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all is that none of that seems funny to me




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