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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 25

 

To my 4th period class by Daniel Cook

You! All of you!
In this class
What do you think of me?
After I read,
After I tell you secrets,
Embarrassing things
Things I'm afraid of.
My conscience is poured out before you
I tell you about my faith.
Do you even listen?
I’m different because of this.
Or am I the same as you because of all this?
When I say something funny are you laughing to be nice?
Or do you find me funny?
Do you think I'm weird?
Please tell me,
This desire for acceptance,
This anxiety
Is killing me
Do you see me the same as you did before this class?
I hope not
I hope you see me for what I believe, who I am, not just some jokes
I hope you see that I have depth
I want you to see me different
Do you?


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They’re Gonna Take Me To The Funny Farm” by Trade Martin

I’ve got to keep myself calm…..,
I’m flyin’ higher than the sun…..,
Still the coo-coo nest might be fun….,
Someone told me….,
They called the van…..,
And They’re Gonna Take Me…..,
To The Funny Farm…..,
‘Said I’m an insane man….,
With a twisted plan…..,
‘Need those shock treatments….,
Cause my mind is completely gone….,
And They’re Gonna Take Me…..,
To The Funny Farm…..,
Yea, They’re Gonna Take Me…..,
To The Funny Farm…..! ! !


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Funny Jungles by Vijay Gupta

Funny jungles
Funny jungles
Greenery is every where.
A beautiful lake is situated in its heart.
Lake is the shelter of beautiful cranes which comes from thousands miles away every year.
Life & death dances together in every part of the jungle.
Jungles are the life line for animal & human beings both.
But now a day these jungles & lake are in danger due to the greediness of men.
Men are destroying all these things for money.
Are they becomes insane?
They are exploiting the jungles cruelly & with out any proper planning.
It is necessary to change our attitude towards the nature.
Otherwise the time will come when men have no time to say sorry except weeping.


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Literally by Glenn Bagshaw

We've known each other so very long,
perhaps we should now be mated.'
Shyly said, 'Perhaps in bed, it's time for-'
'Sex? ? ' he ejaculated.




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