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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 3


Things are never what they seem by Christopher Grateneau

Funny how things are never what they seem
love is and illusive dream, coming and going like the tides of the sea
but like a mystical animal that doesnt exist many still choose to believe
but maybe, some how, some way, love can be discovered
and feelings that have long stayed dormant will be uncovered
the sensation will rattle your bones and fill your soul
and you discover that love is what makes life whole
but until then the emotions shall remain concealed
and love, yet another dream unfulfilled
It seems it only appears to those who believe, who dare to dream
Funny how things are never what they seem

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The Bully by Alessandra Liverani

Do you remember the bully from school
The one who tried to make you look like a fool
He'd push you and shove you and take your lunch money
He'd laugh at you, sneer at you, thought it was funny

But one day this bully got a nasty surprise
You shoved him back, the look in his eyes
He didn't expect it, his bluff had been answered
His ticket as bully had been made void and cancelled

The bully who bullies you from morning to night
Maybe it's time that he got a big fright
Maybe it's time that this big puff of nothing
Was punched in the guts, knocked out the stuffing

You won't be any longer handing over your lunch money
Because from your point of view, there isn't anything funny
About being ordered to inhale fumes of tobacco most acrid
By someone whose muscles are really quite flaccid

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Somethings Are So Unreal, Like A Dream by Chelsi Lewellyn

Somethings are so unreal, like a dream
Butterflies in my Stomach making me want to scream
Its funny how I met you
How fast I started to care about you to!
Like I have known you for so very long
Talking to you nothing can go wrong
I hope in my life you stay apart
For some reason you stole my heart
Talking to you always makes me smile
I havn't felt this way for such a while
Your something sent from above
Filling everything around me with love
Its funny how I met you
I'm so very gald I did to
Sometimes things are so unreal
There's no words for how you make me feel
You have me wrapped with your charm and so much more
I wish you could be the next person to walk through my door

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My friend's by Fire Angel

I don't like you
I don't care
just one, two
people I can share
my friend are funny
my friend's do shine
one thinks she's a bunny
They are mine
We get in troubel
and we don't care
our mind goes bubbel
do you dare
count to ten
Are you my friend?




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