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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 1

 

A Joker – The Masked Face! by Catastrophe King

This is a funny tale of the masked self I cannot forget;
Friends were many, but loneliness seemed the target!

I always ignored the harrowing sorrows & rejections;
I larked around simply enjoying my life’s reflections!

I pasted a beautiful smile, but that was just not I
Dressed a cheery face and the back of which I cry!

How during cool winters; I did shun those sunny ways;
But, funny how I danced the scorching summer days!

Yes, I let her get convinced that it was just my jovial self;
And recollect now, she pat me and said you naughty elf”!


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Rangatang by Allan James Saywell

Heh Lola, heres the funny guy
Quick Ben, show him your ass
Not on your life
Last time i did that
He shot me in the ass with his water pistol
Well, not a pretty sight Ben
Dont worry i got him back
I pissed on his shoe
Funny looking things human beings
Look at him go at that banana
What is that written on his shirt
Make love not war


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Untitled...An Acrostic by Maggie Signaigo

Funny, to me anyway; how the most
Uneducated in this world
Choose to make clear their lack of
Knowledge in the area of poetry

Yet find the time to seek
Out opportunities to
Undermine the efforts of others, who

Surely just want to express
Personal thoughts or life
Experiences with sincere poetry
Readers, who
May choose to click on their poetry.
What kind of sicko could be
Aroused or stimulated by
Dissing other’s poems and
Suggesting they rate a “one”?


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Bungle by David Darbyshire

I really do wonder
about that blunder
it really did come true
that horrible Boo-Boo

It still is a blur
that funny err
I tried to stay cool
but looked like a fool

it does not reckon
I wasn't drunk or stoned
only seemed a second
I was on my own

I am not going
to tell you about my blunder
I'm going to let, you all Wonder
One hint, I was dressed as Boy Wonder



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