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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 6

 

Granddad's Wayward Teeth by Gareth Lancaster

When granddad last came round for tea,
Whilst eating steak and chips,
His false teeth popped right out his mouth,
And gave us all the slip!

We glimpsed them fall down to the floor,
And heard them chatter fast.
Then before we knew what happened,
Through the cat flap they had passed!

As granddad sat, all gums and lips,
Dad sprang up and he gave chase!
But those ivories had moved so quick,
They'd gone without a trace!

Now granddad's got a nice new pair,
That he locks up in a jar.
And his missing gnawing gnashers,
Send him postcards from afar!



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Sweet by Sinead Jessop

i am loud i am funny i am brillant than enny on

p.s i konw it is a short on but oh well



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The Strange Haiku by Sarah Elder

Ha ha ha ha ha
Here's a funny limerick
I just made it up


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Right Smack in the Middle by Sonny Rainshine

Ha.
It was kind of funny at first.
Barely March and a bird
sat in the middle of a pot of begonias
I had set out on a warm day.

Right in the middle.

He, like me
could not wait for
the Edenic promise of summer.
He wanted his paradise now and
he would have it.

Maybe heaven
is sitting in a pot of flowers.




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