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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 5

 

MELANCHOLY by Ismael Sahin Sumbullu

i just couldn't get rid of that
that funny feeling i am dead
i just cant feel anything
no one tells me hey you stand

i just feel so helpless
lying on the yellow grass
i've just split my senses
there is no one to trust

looking in the purple sky
i've just thought of fly
swimming in the red rivers
i've been just told i have to cry
i'v been just told i am dead


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Isn't It Funny by Cindy Tang

Isn't it funny
when people flick their hair and look
down at you, snickering?
hehehe

Isn't it funny
when nature whips its lash and rips
through the sky, thundering?
roarrrrrroarrrr

Isn't it funny
when machines go bezerk and leave
a trail of broken pieces, destructing?
crrraaack

Isn't it funny
when you realize that these things
are not at all funny and
want to bonk yourself on the head?
No, not really. But humans
often find horrible things hilarious
as long as they are not the source of the
Funniness.


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Joke 04 I Eat My Peas With Honey by Stewart McKenzie

I eat my peas with honey
I have done all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife


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Time Flies by K. Jared Hosein

Time stole my childhood,
Tossed my clock out my window,
Funny how time flies.



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