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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 20

 

Inviting bunny to my home! by Afwas

Bunny bunny bunny
You are the funny!

Bunny bunny come come
Without stopping!

Come through mountain
Bring some jasmine!

Bunny bunny bunny
You are the funny!


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Bod, My Fat Cat by Gareth Lancaster

My cat's name is Bod,
He's really very fat.
His stomach's on the floor,
And he can't get through his flap.

He eats and eats and eats,
He just never seems to stop.
And when we fill his bowl
Not one morsel does he drop!

His fur is very black
With white bits on his face.
But he spends most the time
Curled up in his favourite place

He never runs around,
Or sneak or pounce or jump.
My big fat cat called Bod
Really is a lazy lump!



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Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney by Kenn Nesbitt

Poor Santa got stuck in our chimney.
I know it sounds weird, but it's true.
His feet made it down, but his belly
was one size too large for the flue.

His reindeer are up on our rooftop.
His sleigh is still loaded with toys.
And Santa, that kindly old fellow,
is making a whole lot of noise.

We called the police and the sheriff.
They showed up with ladders and cranes.
They brought all their winches and pulleys,
plus bungee cords, cables and chains.

They're working right now to remove him
by hoisting him slowly back out.
It might take all morning, for Santa
is more than a little bit stout.

If you don't have presents this morning,
we're sorry that you have to wait.
But Santa's still stuck in our chimney.
He may be a day or two late.

Until then, please hide all your cookies.
Though Santa may find this severe,
at least then he'll fit down the chimney
when he comes on Christmas next year.


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Isn't it funny by Pali Girl S

Isn't it funny how
talking ends up quiet

Isn't it funny how
we stand than sit

Isn't it funny how
when we say something is going to last forever
but, it doesn't

Isn't it funny how
yelling ends up quiet

Isn't it funny how
we drive not fly

Isn't it funny how
we wear clothes not walking around naked

Isn't it funny how
the world became?



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