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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 14

 

My Best Friend by Summer Song

I have a friend
that is real smart
who always has a place in my heart

she can be serious
but funny too
when we're bored
she knows what to do

She likes to clean
and keep everything neat
she always reminds me
to wipe my feet

She helps me do my chores
and clean things till they shine
no one's friend helps them
like mine

We talk on the phone
and tell our problems big or small
that we wouldn't tell
anyone at all

some say we're twins
but that is not true
she's just my best friend
that will always be true


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Learn about the little boy who thinks he's grown by LADii3 T Hinojosa

My brother is like any other
Sits at home watches T.V.
Likes to go outside but can never defeat
He's charming but mean
When comes to messing with me
And doesn't really care about school
He's bad in school
He curses at the teacher even at the students
Doesn't give a damn of who got excuses
His name is Joshua
And has a brother who is only 2 years of age
But the funny thing is they argue everyday
My brother is gready he likes to eat
He'll eat my plate of food his plate of food and even yours
That's Joshua with 4 years of age


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NO TIME by Subbaraman N V

What a funny thing it is
No time for prayer, satsang we miss
No time to read or write we wish
No time to be with friends we think
No time to serve the needy who sink
No time to visit shrines that lift
FUNNY INDEED
WE MANAGE TIME THAT DIES!

Twenty four hours a day
Seven days a week
Four weeks a month
Twelve months a year
Hundred years to live!

No time to spend the way we need
Paradox unsolved in life indeed!
Wasting, gossiping, frittring avoided
Getting up early much brfore sun rise
Planning your work, being punctual nice
Gets you all the time you need to size!


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My Big Adventure by Gareth Lancaster

This morning when I woke
I decided that today
I would have a big adventure
Exactly where I lay.

So I pulled up the duvet
And dived underneath
It was dark and it was warm
There beneath my sheets.

I got out my torch
(As all explorers do!)
And crawled deep below
To where, I had no clue

And way down there
With my torch I did go
And I found something strange
Scratched my head, I didn't know...

...what it was I had found
Way down here all alone
It was soft, it was smooth
Could it be my dressing gown?

I'd lost that last week
I'd looked high, I'd looked low
But on my big adventure
I found it down below!




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