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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

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What A Eunuch Is To Be? by Yihuai Ying

A eunuch is a eunuch
Some one never fucks
He's funny, everyday hiding inside
There won't be his day
Never
Never


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Horror Movie Marathon by Kenn Nesbitt

My brother had the TV on
a horror movie marathon.
He watched 'The Blob,' 'The Thing,' 'The Fly,'
and then 'The Brain That Wouldn't Die.'

He watched 'The Bride of Frankenstein'
and 'Halloween: Parts Eight and Nine'.
Then 'Monsters From Beyond the Moon'
and 'Creature From the Black Lagoon.'

He stayed awake throughout the night.
His eyes are glazed, he's ghostly white.
He's looking like a nervous heap.
He's much too scared to go to sleep.

He's panic-stricken, pale as death.
He's shivering and short of breath.
So won't you tell me, anyone,
just how come he has all the fun?


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The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 164 by Flying Lemming

She said ďIím not being funny, but I need my benefits
So I can fit my kids in a big new car
I their dads canít pay as theyíre all different guys
And I donít really know who they are
And Iím not being funny but I need handouts for food,
Yes, its true that most is spent of cigs and drink
And of course my lottery tickets should be funded by you
So itís not my cash going down the sink
And Iím not being funny but Iíd really like a job
I want to get some work honestly
But not cleaning or manual stuff, Iíve to much pride for that
And every boss has it in for me
They asked me to turn up on time and work while I am there
And wonít let me skive which I find cruel
Iím not being funny but you should all pay for meĒ
And I didnít find it funny at all



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Laughter by Ty Bohls

Laughter
People say there is nothing funnier then laughter
You can even chuckle some long hours after
You laugh at what is sometimes seen
You laugh at things you do not mean
Yet some where in all hilarity
In amongst that crazy parody
Will Someone please tell me, Iíll give you money
What makes laughter, so darn funny!

Why, when you laugh do people laugh too?
Laugh not at things you say or things you do
Its crazy how when nothingís funny
People laugh and clutch their too tummy
Will anybody tell me? Wouldnít you? please, sonny
What makes laughter so gosh darn funny!
Yes, What makes laughter so gosh darn FUNNY!



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