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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 8


Bubble Bath by Gareth Lancaster

I emptied my bubble bath into the tub,
Determined to get myself thoroughly scrubbed.
The bottle had said 'ONLY ONE CAP OR TWO',
So I poured in the lot to see what it would do!

That still didn't seem quite enough to get clean,
So I followed it up with another fifteen.
Then three bars of soap and a dozen shampoo,
And two broken bath bombs to finish my brew!

I'll cut to the chase, this did not turn out well,
As the burbling, foaming bath bubbles did swell!
It wasn't all bad, I was clean and smelt sweet,
But outside my soap suds had buried the street!

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A few words by India Wallace

It's funny how much
A few words can mean
And how much it hurts
When their not meant any longer

Words like 'I promise'
I promise you I’ll call
I promise you I’ll be there
I promise you there is no one else

Words like 'I love you'
I love you so much
I love you to death
I love you more then anything

Words like ‘Forever’
I want to be with you forever
This will last forever
We’ll forever be together

It seems that ‘I promise’
Is only to shut you up

And ‘I love you’
Is only till they find something new to love

And ‘Forever’
Is only as long as they are still interested

It’s not funny how much
A few words can change you
And it is not funny how much
It hurts when they change
And you’re left behind

As this new person that reminds you
Of them

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Dreams by Imogen Brand

Dreams are a funny thing you know
Sometimes they are
Other times they are not.

I had a dream last night
Quite an odd dream I say
Of monsters of all shapes and size
Dancing along in my head.

One was a pink elephant
With a very funny tail that
Won’t stay still.
Another one was a family of
A big one
A little one
And a dog skeleton. Talking the night away.

Night after night my dreams are in my head
How did they get there?
I do not know
But what I do know
Is that sweet dreams
And night night means fun dreams for me.
May be tonight you will have a fun dream tonight too?

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Georgie girl by Angel Honeys

Georgie is next to me
getting very strange
things are not very funny
my computer screen is blue




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