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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 16

 

Snake by Mark Bowdidge

ima snake
its the sign of the devil
just so you know
speaking of witch
lets talk about hell
its a funny thing
aint nothing much
compared to what i bring


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Some Look by Celine Charcoal

so look nay
when thy look
fun nay
and thy are to act
fun nay,
not knowing how fun nay
thy look
when ever thy
fun.


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POOR ME by R. A. Chaudhary

One who has alot of money,
He thinks of life, always funny.

But, I enjoy the grief of life,
What you enjoy, never the like.

Do you know the blue sky?
It's my ceiling above me high.

Here, I spend my all time,
Bearing other's enexorable crime.


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On New Year's Day by Kenn Nesbitt

On New Year's Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.

I said I'd save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I'd exercise.

I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I'd brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.

I'd eat my fruits and vegetables
and keep my bedroom clean.
I'd treat my sister kindly
though she's often very mean.

My resolutions lasted me
about a half a day.
I promised I would keep them
but I broke them anyway.

So now I'm fat and penniless.
My homework's overdue.
My sister's mad. My teeth are bad.
My room is messy too.

And yet I think I may have found
the best of all solutions,
and this year I've resolved
to not make ANY resolutions.



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