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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 10

 

It's Funny by Rachel L. Z.

It's funny how the ones who show you the most love,
Are often the ones who say it the least

It's funny how the ones who tell you they love you the most,
Are often the ones that hurt you the most

It's funny how the ones who beg for forgiveness,
Are often the ones who least deserve it

It's funny how the ones who mess everything up,
Are often the ones who make you feel guilty

It's funny how the ones who are the happiest,
Are often the ones who've known the most heartache

It's funny how those hearts can always mend themselves,
If you give them enough time and space

It's funny how this life just keeps going,
No matter how hard you may beg it to slow down.


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I, you, me, together by Sen Unknown

i want you in my arms.
i want you to be with me tonight.
i want you to be mines.
i want you.

your laugh
your smile
your dance moves
so funny so weird
yet when you do them
its beautiful.

you got me smiling everywhere i go.
you got me reaching for the stars you know...
you got feeling funny when im with you
but yet relaxed.

no matter what you do,
i will always
be there for you.
to cheer you up,
make you smile,
make you dance a little.

you make me happy


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You by Kathryn Miller

I hope youíre who you say you are,
Sweet, caring, thoughtful,
I hope youíre who I think you are,
Loving, creative, funny,
Because you are someone I like,
And I donít want anything else.



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A sense of humor by Ric S. Bastasa

listen to a joke
just listen and then don't mind the face of the teller
just listen and then something clicks
and you catch something funny
and you laugh

keep the joke and dissect it
let is stay
retell it to yourself or even to your friend
retell it how many times to him
and let him write it

you see there is no click anymore
something funny was lost
because you want to keep it
because you want to let it stay in you

one thing with a joke is that it must
always be something new
one that you have not heard before
i tell you, it is just like a poem

thereis this switch, a clicking
and then something happens

how can you tell it? you can't
tell it and then it is gone



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