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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 19

 

And It's Funny How I Laugh At Samantha by Nicole Wobster

Samantha.......how can I explain the way you are........
Let me count the ways.....
1. You're a poop head (and it's funny)
2. You leave your bike at easy mart and walk home forgetting it (and it's funny)
3. I don't know anything else to say about you (and it's funny)


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Isn't It Funny by RebeccaSaphira Black

isn't it funny,
how the world likes to be?

isn't it funny,
how much you don't mean to me?

isn't it funny,
how much i care?

it really isn't funny,
when you're not there.


isn't it funny,
how we used to be?

isn't it interesting,
what you meant to me?

isn't it strange,
how we fell apart?

isn't it great,
we both miss our hearts?


one last thing,
before i throw this ring,

wasn't it funny...
to see what i'd do?

isn't it laughable,
how i still love you?


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Dogs are funny by Jim Foulk

i saw a dog, his head through the fence,
it was really very silly,
and it didn't make sense,
dogs are funny.

i saw a dog lying on his tummy,
right next to him was a bunny,
i saw a dog try to climb a tree,
when i tried to stop him, he bit me.
dogs are funny.

all he wanted was the branch,
but it was no match,
i saw a dog chase his tail,
oh, oh, he tripped over a pail.
dogs are funny.


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Unsuitable Weather by Gareth Lancaster

It's raining, it's boring,
I feel like exploring.
But I'm stuck here,
My face a sneer,
Just staring at the flooring!

It's thundering, it's lightning,
My misery is heightening.
There's nothing to do,
But sit here and stew,
As there's no sign it is brightening!

It's hailing, it's snowing,
My boredom is growing.
I might go bed,
And rest my head,
There's just no hope of it slowing!

It's misty, it's foggy,
And outside's really soggy.
If I don't move,
And eat some food,
I'll end up faint and groggy!

It's sunny, it's clearing,
This sudden change is cheering!
But I'm having fun,
The TV's on,
And I'm not disappearing!



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