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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 20

 

Sensibility by Kene Hall

The five senses of man
sight, smell, touch, taste and hearing
are mandatory.
This makes you feel expeallagrandatory,
For sight for seeing the funny side of life,
Smell for inhaling laughing gas,
Touch for touching the funny bone,
Taste for the good life and,
Hearing for a rib tickling joke.
The sixth sense ESP. is only for the few.
The lucky are blessed with the seventh sense,
A sense of humour.
Like the barman answering the lady penguin’s question
“Have you seen my husband he drinks here a lot? ”
“Lady we get lots of drinkers in here, what does he look like? ”
Most important of all
This humorous sense stands tall,
It opens your emotional sensibilities
So grab your lover for platform seven
To travel on the happy train,
To the fun side of life,
It’s just like heaven.


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The Rumbles by Gareth Lancaster

There's Rumbles in my tummy,
How they grizzle, grunt and groan!
They're unhappily residing,
Doing nothing there but moan!

They're grumbling with hunger,
And complaining more and more!
These Rumbles in my tummy,
That I simply can't ignore!

They're building to crescendo,
Getting louder than before!
So I guess I'll have to feed them,
Candy, crisps and choc galore!


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Wit by David Darbyshire

Wit is Clever
Wit is Good
Wit is Funny,
Like it Should

Wit is an Art
Wit is Smart
Wit is a Joke
Like a Funny Bloke

Wit can be Bad
Wit can make you Sad
Wit, I must Add
Should make you Glad


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Daddy's Diet by Gareth Lancaster

Daddy's on a diet,
Taking care with what he eats.
So I guess I should keep quiet,
That I saw him wolfing sweets!

Daddy's on a diet,
And for me it's turned out well!
As I've joined the secret feasting,
To ensure that I won't tell!




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