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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 24


Tears of Acid by Nathaniel DeMay

I am drowing in my sorrow,
And a round of beer.
I am choking with disgust,
And electrified by fear.
You take me for granted,
And its funny i'm still here.
Because all I want is for you to be happy,
And you kill me with your tears

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Funny isn't it? by Amie Waddafuck

Funny isnít it?
The torture and pain
But donít worry about it
Wasnít it just a game?

Funny isnít it?
Watching her hide from you
Hiding behind people
So scared of what youíll do

Funny isnít it?
Ripping up her soul
Well I suppose you had too
You have to be in control

Funny isnít it?
When you donít see her around
Proud of your work
That You won your ground

Funny isnít it?
When your smile starts fall
As you look for that girl
Missing from school

Funny isnít it?
When the guilt takes its toll
When the worry starts
And it tares up your soul

Funny isnít it?
When you see her friends looks
When you wish you could give back
All the things you took

It was funny wasnít it?
Went you read that note
And you saw the reasons
she had blood on her coat

Its funny now isnít it?
As the guilt take its place
And all you can see
Is her lifeless face

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Lost by Laura Brauer

It's like I hear you.
Oh, but I do!
So why don't you answer
when I call out your name?

I get worried
when you play 'lost'
for far too long.
It's not funny anymore.
It's not funny!

Persistant- thudthudthud
I hear your footsteps;
where are you? !

And still I will keep searching
as leaves change
green to red.
And still I will keep hoping
though mother says you're dead.

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The Calm before the Storm by David J. Leitner

I come home in the evening, after working hard all day
I open up the mailbox, to see what I must pay.

I have a cup of coffee, a cigarette I light
There is a moment's pleasure, before there is a fight.

The kids are in a frenzy, I can't take it anymore
Your supper is in the oven, I am walking out the door.

I said no need to worry, there's no reason you should pout
I didn't want to hear it, just put my dinner out.

Well her voice got very quiet, and then she just got sore
The oven door came open; my food went on the floor.

The dishes weren't broken, as they flew across the room
The dog ran to the basement, he sensed there would be doom.

My clothes came down the staircase, a little after nine
She was cleaning out the bedroom, with everything of mine.

The kids were watching TV, the volume was on high
They didn't want to hear the screams, in case I had to die.

A chair went through the window, the neighbors went inside
Some went in to pray for me, the others went to hide.

The cops came round the corner; they knew just where to go
They pulled up on the driveway, and approached her very slow.

She stood there in the doorway, and asked where they had been
I was in the closet; I prayed they'd take her in.

After many years of marriage, and a will that was so strong
I learned there are times I'm not right, and then sometimes I'm wrong.

There's a message in this story, which should be very clear
Listen very carefully, and you will have no fear.

A woman, who's not angry, may love you every night
Just keep in mind these simple words, she is always right.




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