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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 23

 

Monsters in Pyjamas by Gareth Lancaster

Monsters in pyjamas,
Are such a sight to see!
They don't look like they fit right,
With their bulbous, hairy feet!

The buttons stretch and strain,
It pulls their night shirt tight.
And their fuzzy monstrous legs,
Bulge through them in the night!

The sleeves just reach their elbows,
But they don't go any lower.
And round their necks it seems like,
They're wearing tightened collars.

But they like to wear pyjamas,
As they keep them nice and warm.
And they're very good at sewing
As they keep on getting torn!



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I hate you by Jenny Sar

i hate eveything about you
i hate the fact that you left me
i hate that u have to think your better then everyone
i just hate every thing about you


i hate you i hate you

because you always think making fun of me is so funny


i hate the fact that u never was there for me



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Logan Dillie by Logan Dillie

logan
nice funny joker
son of cathy
lover of dogs, sports and games
who feels funny
who gives jokes
who fears flowers, butterflies, and ladybugs
who would like to do no schoolwork
resident of Colorado
dillie


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Funny Men by Aldo Kraas

He told us funny Jokes and entertained us when we felt down almost in Tears
Funny men
Knows how to bring our spirits up
Funny Men
Makes our day past away quickly and keeps our minds occupied for a While
Funny Men
Is everybody’s best friend and it is true that laughter is the best Medicine



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